"- Fuck me, hold tight. What's that in your trousers?
- It's me belt, Turkish.
- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- Protection from what? Zee Germans? ... Plus, what's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?"
Манияшки диалог :D