Orlando Bloom character JuJu Pepe
Andy Samberg character Marty Hass
John Cena character Gustav Ditters
Jeff Goldblum character Marty Hass Present Day
J.J. Abrams character Himself
Mike Tyson character Himself
Lance Armstrong character Himself
Kevin Bacon character Ditmer Klerken
James Marsden character Rex Honeycut
Dolph Lundgren character Gustav Ditters Present Day
Freddie Highmore character Adrian Baton
Julia Ormond character Adriana Baton
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje character Olusegun Okorocha
Maya Rudolph character Lucy Flerng
Danny Glover character Slim Robinson Present Day
Daveed Diggs character Slim Robinson
Will Forte character French Gendarme
Nathan Fielder character Stu Ruckman
Phylicia Rashād character Victoria Young
Joe Buck character Himself
Chris Webber character Himself
Chris Romano character Jabin Dolchey (as Romanski)
Seth Morris character Mick Porterhouse
Jon Hamm character Narrator (Voice)
Eric Nenninger character Finnish Husband
Eugenia Kuzmina character Finnish Wife
Myles Brewer character Rad 80s Spectator
Kevin Clash character Sesame Street Character (Voice)
Edgar Wright character Commentator
Rebecca Dayan character Fabienne
