Santiago Segura character José Luis Torrente
Yon González character Peralta
Ana Obregón character Viuda Cementerio
Maria Lapiedra character Melanie Rocamora
Javier Gutiérrez character Solís
Tony Leblanc character Tío Gregorio
David Bisbal character Joaqui
Cesc Fàbregas character Sobrino Sr. Castaño
Belén Esteban character Casera
Fernando Esteso character Ramiro Cuadrado
Andreu Buenafuente character Manolo y Dominguero
Kiko Rivera character Julito
David Fernández character Padre Tobías
Yolanda Ramos character Mariví
José Mota character Blasa
Carlos Areces character Músico Boda
Carmen de Mairena character Vieja Bolsas
Cañita Brava character Antoñito
Silvia Abril character Encarni
Enrique Villén character Ramírez
Xavier Deltell character Torrelavega
Gonzalo Higuaín character Jugador equipo funcionarios
Enrique Cerezo character Invitado boda
Sergio Ramos character Jugador equipo funcionarios
Risto Mejide character Director coro rival
El Langui character Portero equipo presos
María Patiño character Periodista boda
Sergio Agüero character Expulsado reunión técnica
Carmen Martínez Bordiu character Señora boda
Pablo Motos character Gay paseando
David Bisbal character Juaqui
Álvaro Arbeloa character Jugador equipo funcionarios
El Batu character Preso pelea
John Cobra character Preso pelea
Torbe character Goikotxoa
Sonia Monroy character Chica vis a vis
Yola Berrocal character Chica póster
Jesús Bonilla character Bebedor chupitos (scenes deleted)
David Meca character Invitado boda
Richy Castellanos character Guardia prisión
Janfri Topera character Escamilla
Joselito character El Colibrí
Emma Ozores character Elsa
Fernando Sáez character Funcionario vis a vis
Luixy Toledo character Preso feo
Yolanda Ramos character Prostituta Mariví
José María Sacristán character Inspector Policía Nacional
Santiago Urrialde character Funcionario Entradas
José María Rubio character Manolito Barragán
Ernesto Sevilla character Camarero boda
Tomás Pozzi character Paparazzi boda
Goyo Jiménez character Jefe Seguridad Rocamora
Carlos Areces character Músico boda
Francisco character Rocamora
Pepe Navarro character Rocamora (voice, uncredited)
