Santiago Segura character José Luis Torrente
Yvonne Sciò character Giannina Ricci
Javier Gutiérrez character Solís
José Mota character Josito
Tony Leblanc character Torrentes Großmutter
Enrique Villén character Salas
Oliver Stone character Betrunkener
Fabio Testi character Montellini
Jimmy Barnatán character José María
El Risitas character Robledillo
Carlos Latre character Pepito
Xavier Deltell character Linares
Jaime Ordóñez character Ordoñez
José María Rubio character Barragán
Pablo Pinedo character Contreras
Andreu Buenafuente character Dominguero
Cañita Brava character Antoñito
Helga Liné character Señorona 1
John Landis character Arab Ambassador
Eduardo García character Torrente niño
Silvia Gambino character Vanessa
Ruth Zanon character Fiorella
Fabio Testi character Montellini Roures
Luis Larrodera character Menéndez
Martin Czehmester character Coloso
Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar character El de la máscara
Fernando Sáez character Geo 1
Paco Collado character Geo 2
Enrique Sarasola character Policía 1
Mad Crampi character Ninja triste 1
Torbe character Ninja triste 2
Jorge Segura character Geo 3
Damián Ramos character Primo Cuco
Orlando Abad character Nelson
Santiago Barullo character Nigeriano
Jaime Ordóñez character Ordóñez
Richy Castellanos character Camuñas
Juan Miguel Fernández character Vizcarra
Luixy Toledo character Ramírez
José Manuel Moya character Calvo Téllez
Jerónimo Cantero character Calatrava
Regino Arellano character Arellano
José M. Grande character Churriti
Edda Díaz character Señora pasajera
Maite Pastor character Azafata
César Román character Abdul
Héctor Alba character Mahmoud Alnaib
Methieu Fremont character Azafato
Jaime Lacasa character Piloto
Susana Rugama character Muchacha alegre
Briguithe Valderrama character Muchacha alegre
Lucía Lapiedra character Show Girl
Chiquito de la Calzada character Parrondo
María Luisa Osorio character Vecina beata 1
Emiliana Olmedo character Vecina beata 2
Ana María Sobrino character Novia Damian
José Ramón Zabaleta character Mecánico
Hicham Malayo character Salim
María Dolores González character Abuela niño Barça
Mario Calvo Gutiérrez character Niño Barça
Bea Morillas character Mujer del dominguero
Vanesa Zamora character Chica joven
Carola Baleztena character Araceli
María Jesús Blascerra character Virtudes
Usun Yoon character Masajista 1
Habdou Diarra character Orador camerunés
Albert Canil character Ecologista
Fernando Torrente character Cliente
Lee Lorentz character Mister Bush
John Landis character Embajador árabe
Dani Martín character Yonki amigo Josito
Marisa Medina character Manoli
Fofito character Telescópico
Marcos Mundstock character Jefe mercenarios
Carlos Iglesias character Benito
Florentino Fernández character Hombre del lavabo
Mami Quevedo character Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fran Murcia character Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fernando Torres character Fernando Torres
Oliver Stone character Inglés borracho
Iker Casillas character Íker Casillas
José María Gutiérrez character Guti
Iván Helguera character Iván Helguera
Carlos Pumares character Sr. Maqueda
Eduardo Gómez character Hombre del hotel
Santiago Urrialde character Manolito
El Fary character El Fary
Guillermo del Toro character Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted)
Juanma Ortega character Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Nicolás Fernández Luna character Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Cristina Charro character Meretriz
Matías Prats Jr. character Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited)
Carmen Ruiz character Prostituta (uncredited)
