Bruce Cook character Patrick Smash
Rupert Grint character Alan A. Allen
Simon Callow character Sir John Osgood
Stephen Fry character Sir Anthony Silk
Celia Imrie character Miss Rapier
Paul Giamatti character Johnson J. Johnson
Ned Beatty character Gen. Ed Sheppard
Bronagh Gallagher character Mrs. Smash
Victor McGuire character Mr. Smash
Adam Godley character Placido P. Placeedo
Leslie Phillips character Judge
Robert Hardy character Doctor
Keira Knightley character Music School Student
