Vinnie Jones character Mike Sullivan
Derek Jacobi character The Tramp / Charles Dickens
Julie Cox character Kate Merrill
Vanessa Redgrave character Roberta Elliot
Jason Flemyng character Don Roberts CEO
P.H. Moriarty character D.I. Willis / Constable Frederick (as P H Moriarty)
Mel Smith character Professor Cranshaw
Vera Day character Sadie Miller
Mark Asante character Dwayne
Elly Fairman character Veronica Miller
Barbara Edwards character Receptionist
Louise Morrison character Kelly Robinson
Magda Rodriguez character Ruth
Michael Fenton Stevens character Alistair Forsyth M.P.
Shelly Goldstein character Maud Skenshal
Gareth Hunt character Roy McBride
Allin Kempthorne character Cedric Skenshal
Kenny Lynch character Shotgun Ronnie White
Clemmie Myers character Margot / Alice Abercrombie
Matt Bailey character Lab Technician
Paul Valentine character Foreshore Thug 1
