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The Onion Movie

Title
The Onion Movie (2024)
The Onion Movie
Year
2024
Catalog
Genre
IMDB
Rating
6.3 from 10 with total 129 votes
Premiere
2008-05-31
Runtime
80 minutes
Description
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing \"Neckbelts\" and a study finding that \"depression hits losers hardest\". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast

Len Cariou character Norm Archer

Steven Seagal character Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin character Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto character Sensei

Don McManus character Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton character Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed character Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher character White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim character Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter character Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees character Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield character Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran character Peruvian

Brian Powell character Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace character Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin character Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon character Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale character Producer

Erik Stolhanske character Producer

Sarah McElligott character Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby character Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng character Dibo

Richard Fancy character Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz character The Masses

Savannah Haske character Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman character Rape Victim Julie

Jim Gleason character Steel Beam Architect

Michael Harney character Line-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy character Porn Star

Robert Hoffman character Lollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale character Office Worker

Harry Shum Jr. character Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline character Lollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett character Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz character Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh character Announcer

Greg Cipes character Hippie Diplomant

Nick Chinlund character Bryce Brand

Jim Rash character Bryce's Manager

Paul Scheer character Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

John Viener character Peen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe character James Nakatami