Leslie Nielsen character Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley character Jane Spencer
George Kennedy character Captain Ed Hocken
O.J. Simpson character Nordberg
Robert Goulet character Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths character Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes character Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James character Hector Savage
Lloyd Bochner character Baggett
Tim O'Connor character Fenzwick
Peter Mark Richman character Dunwell
Ed Williams character Ted Olsen
Peter Van Norden character John Sununu
Gail Neely character Winnie Mandela
Mel Tormé character Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor character Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Weird Al" Yankovic character You pigs...say your prayers.
Gina Mastrogiacomo character Girl With Big Bust
David Zucker character Davy Crockett
