Joe Thomas character Nick
Hammed Animashaun character Shane Stubbs
Claudia O'Doherty character Amy
Hannah Tointon character Caitlin
Kurt Yaeger character Pirate
Hugh Coles character Rex
Lizzy Connolly character Lucy
Theo Barklem-Biggs character Gordy Symonds
Jemaine Clement character Robin
Nick Frost character Ricky
Noel Fielding character Hammerhead
Chris Geere character Brother David
Adrian Lukis character Brother Julian
Emma Rigby character Smurf Girl
Natasia Demetriou character Bride Smurf
Kirsty J. Curtis character Smurf Maid of Honor
Hayley Thomas character Smurf-in-Law
Stirling Gallacher character Vivian Taylor
Jon Campling character Officiator
Tony Way character Queasy Steve
Marek Larwood character Policeman/Brother Timothy
Jason Williamson character PC Jones
Tom Knight character Provost
Guy Rhys character Rhys
Chris Pybus character Scouse Guy
Jack Cronin character Shoulders
Bronté Norman-Terrell character Woman on Shoulders
Dan Burman character Arsey Festival Goer
James Wallwork character Pissing Man
Pine character Yung Boner
Big Narstie character Musician - Himself
Anthony Adjekum character Ticket Inspector
James Gill character Stage Compere
Michael Slade character Welsh Rastafarian
Megan Waters character Elf Girl
Lewis Maiella character Angry Car Owner
Stuart Davidson character Festivalgoer
Hilary Agostini character Festivelgoer
