Jonathan Silverman character Eddie Thornton
Kristy Swanson character Anne Parker
Jayne Eastwood character Grace O'Malley
David DeLuise character Phil
Bretton Manley character Sam Parker
Jeffrey Combs character Fritz Bruchschnauser / Howard Belch
Alec Mapa character Simon
Brian George character Trentino
Udo Kier character The real Fritz Bruchschnauser
Colin Mochrie character Dr. Kelp
Morgan Fairchild character Charlene
Patrick Kwok-Choon character Justin
Ian Tench character Film Crew Member
Nikki Barnett character Assistant Director
Brian Downey character Norman the Magician
J. Thomas Scott character Captain Patrick O'Malley
Jacob Sampson character Burly Crew Man
Onika Drabble character Sandra
Katherine Shore character Callie
Aaliyah Arab character Little Girl with Bike
Marguerite McNeil character Lady at Bus Stop
Dee Bradley Baker character Animal Sounds (voice)
Richard Dumont character Duncan