Jay Chandrasekhar character Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn
Kevin Heffernan character Rodney Farva
Steve Lemme character MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack
Erik Stolhanske character Robert 'Rabbit' Roto
Paul Soter character Carl Foster
Emmanuelle Chriqui character Genevieve
Lynda Carter character Governor Jessman
Rob Lowe character Guy Le Franc
Marisa Coughlan character Ursula
Brian Cox character Captain O'Hagan
Tyler Labine character Mountie Bellefuille
Will Sasso character Mountie Archambault
Maggie Castle character Cassandra Anne Gacek
Damon Wayans Jr. character Trooper Wagner
Fred Savage character Himself
Hayes MacArthur character Mountie Podien
Seann William Scott character Trooper Callaghan
Kateri DeMartino character Canadian Local Townsfolk
Arthur Hiou character St. George Townsfolk
Katherine Skelton character Female Driver
Clifton Collins Jr. character Bus Driver
Paul Walter Hauser character Lonnie Laloush
Jim Gaffigan character Larry Johnson
Jimmy Tatro character Lance Stonebreaker
Kimberly Howe character Opening Scene Groupie
