Leslie Nielsen character Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley character Jane Spencer
George Kennedy character Ed Hocken
O.J. Simpson character Nordberg
Fred Ward character Rocco
Kathleen Freeman character Muriel
Anna Nicole Smith character Tanya
Doris Belack character Dr. Roberts
Nigel Gibbs character Carjacker
Andre Rosey Brown character Corridor Guard
James Earl Jones character Himself
Pia Zadora character Pia Zadora
Ellen Greene character Louise
Raye Birk character Papshmir
Wylie Small character Defense Attorney
Randall 'Tex' Cobb character Big Hairy Con
Ann B. Davis character Ann B. Davis
Vanna White character Vanna White
"Weird Al" Yankovic character 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Mary Lou Retton character Mary Lou Retton
David Zucker character Teleprompter Guy
Julie Strain character Dominatrix
Florence Henderson character Florence Henderson
Elisa Gabrielli character Mourner
Shannen Doherty character Shannen Doherty
Morgan Fairchild character Morgan Fairchild
Elliott Gould character Elliott Gould
Mariel Hemingway character Mariel Hemingway
James Earl Jones character James Earl Jones
Raquel Welch character Raquel Welch
Symba character Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt
R. Lee Ermey character Prison Guard
Danny Daniels character Cabbie
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter character Cabbie
Hammam Shafie character Cabbie
Lois de Banzie character Dr. Kohlzak
Marc Alaimo character Trucker
