Ricky Gervais character Dominic Badguy
Ty Burrell character Jean Pierre Napoleon
Tina Fey character Nadya
Steve Whitmire character Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Eric Jacobson character Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
Dave Goelz character Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Beauregard / Waldorf (voice)
Bill Barretta character Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice)
Matt Vogel character Constantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice)
Peter Linz character Walter / Manolo Flamingo (voice)
Tom Hiddleston character The Great Escapo
Salma Hayek character Herself
Ray Liotta character Big Papa
Kenneth Collard character Berliner #1
Pamela Betsy Cooper character German Lady in the Audience (uncredited)
James Pasierbowicz character Joe
Richard Herdman character Commuter
David Rudman character Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice)
Luke Howard character Spanish Train Porter
Pete Meads character German Audience Member
Ricky Rajpal character Audience Member
Danny Trejo character Danny Trejo
Stanley Tucci character Ivan the Guard
Jemaine Clement character Prison King
Zach Galifianakis character Hobo Joe
Tom Hollander character Theater Manager
Toby Jones character Prado Museum Guard #2
Frank Langella character Beefeater Vicar
James McAvoy character UPS Guy
Chloë Grace Moretz character Newspaper Girl
Miranda Richardson character Berliner at Window
Saoirse Ronan character Ballet Dancer
Til Schweiger character German Cop
Russell Tovey character Delivery Man
Christoph Waltz character Himself
Hugh Bonneville character Irish Journalist
Mackenzie Crook character Prado Museum Guard #1
Tony Bennett character Himself
Andrés Cantor character Announcer
Sean Combs character Himself
Rob Corddry character First AD
Lady Gaga character Herself
Josh Groban character Maximum Security Prisoner
Ross Lynch character Young Florist
Aleksandar Mikić character Other Guard
Fleur Poad character Berliner #3
Dylan Postl character Prisoner One
Usher character The Usher
Louise Gold character Annie Sue / UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Nigel Plaskitt character UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Mak Wilson character UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike character UK Muppet Performer (voice)
David Covarrubias character UK Muppet Performer (voice)
Don Austen character UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
William Banyard character UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Daisy Beattie character UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Sue Beattie character UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Lynn Robertson Bruce character UK Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Brian Michael Jones character LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Peter Serafinowicz character Gulag Guard (uncredited)
Jake Short character Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lee Nicholas Harris character Fruit & Vegetable Stall Holder
Vander McLeod character Gulag Captain
James Murray character LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Mike Quinn character LA Muppet Performer (voice)
Jim Henson character Kermit The Frog (archival recordings)
Jerry Nelson character Announcer (voice)
