Dave Annable character Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee character Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider character Ernesto
Mena Suvari character Tonya
Tia Carrere character Lani
Kathy Bates character Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian character Vadik Nikitin
Kevin Dunn character Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones character Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky character Plumber
Howard Bishop character Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers character Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i character Tahitian Village Mayor
Theo Coumbis character Oleg
Dorian Burns character Pirate Dog Owner
Tani Lynn Fujimoto character Resort Receptionist
Al Harrington character Resort Bar Tender
Allan Okubo character Accupuncturist
Michelle Cornish character Zoya
Paul Edney character Restaurant / Bar Patron
Joe Fick character Mobster Bodyguard
Celia Kenney character Wedding Guest
Duke Kenney character Wedding Guest
Paul Leo Klink character Club Zagreb VIP
Stephen Meyers character Club Patron
Bill Ogilvie character Pig Owner
EJ Snyder character Mobster Bodyguard
Hudson Taylor character Lani's Boyfriend