Famke Janssen character Miss Elizabeth Burke
Salma Hayek character Nurse Rosa Harper
Jordana Brewster character Delilah Profitt
Elijah Wood character Casey Connor
Clea DuVall character Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Laura Harris character Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
Josh Hartnett character Zeke Tyler
Shawn Hatosy character Stan Rosado
Usher character Gabe Santora
Robert Patrick character Coach Joe Willis
Piper Laurie character Mrs. Karen Olson
Christopher McDonald character Mr. Frank Connor
Bebe Neuwirth character Principal Valerie Drake
Jon Stewart character Prof. Edward Furlong
Daniel von Bargen character Mr. John Tate
Jon Abrahams character F*** You Boy
Summer Phoenix character F*** You Girl
Susan Willis character Mrs. Jessica Brummel
Pete Janssen character Eddie 'Meat' McIvey
Tina Rodriguez character Tattoo Girl
Danny Masterson character F*** Up #1
Wiley Wiggins character F*** Up #2
Harry Jay Knowles character Mr. Knowles
Donna Casey character Tina
Louis Black character Mr. Lewis
Eric Jungmann character Freshman #1
Chris Viteychuk character Freshman #2
Jim Johnston character P.E. Teacher
Libby Villari character Casey's Mom
Duane Martin character Officer #1
Katherine Willis character Officer #2
Mike Lutz character Hornet Mascot
Douglas Aarniokoski character Brun Coach
Michelle Fairbanks character Student
