Alec Baldwin character Theodore Templeton (voice)
Steve Buscemi character Francis E. Francis (voice)
Miles Bakshi character Tim Templeton (voice)
Jimmy Kimmel character Ted Templeton (voice)
Lisa Kudrow character Janice Templeton (voice)
Tobey Maguire character Narrator / Older Tim Templeton (voice)
Conrad Vernon character Eugene Francis (voice)
James McGrath character Wizzie / Elvis Impersonator (voice)
David Soren character Jimbo (voice)
Nina Zoe Bakshi character Tim's Daughter / Girl / Little Girl (voice)
Tom McGrath character TV Chef (voice)
Walt Dohrn character Photographer (voice)
James Ryan character Story Bear (voice)
Eric Bell Jr. character Triplets (voice)
ViviAnn Yee character Staci (voice)
Edie Mirman character Big Boss Baby (voice)
James Izzo character Elvis impersonator (voice)
Chris Miller character Captain Ross (voice)
Chloe Albrecht character Hazmat Baby (voice)
Andrea Montana Knoll character Flight Attendant (voice)
Joseph Izzo character Elvis Impersonators (voice)
Glenn Harmon character Airport Announcer (voice)
Brian Hopkins character Airport Security Guard (voice)
Jules Winter character Crying Boy / Little Boy / Boy (voice)
