Ian Ziering character Fin Shepard
Cassandra Scerbo character Nova Clarke
Frankie Muniz character Lucas
Tara Reid character April Dawn Wexler-Shepard
Ryan Whitney Newman character Claudia Sheperd
David Hasselhoff character Gilbert Grayson Sheperd
Mark Cuban character President of the United States
Bo Derek character May Wexler
Blair Fowler character Jess
Michael Winslow character Brian Jones
Jack Griffo character Billy
Michelle Beadle character Agent Argyle
Ne-Yo character Agent Devereux
Chris Irvine character Bruce
Mark McGrath character Martin Brody
Melvin Gregg character Chadd
Grant Imahara character Lodge
Christopher Judge character Lead Agent Model
Lou Ferrigno character Agent Banner
Lorenzo Lamas character Sergeant Rock
Kim Richards character Babs Jensen
Bill Engvall character Gary Martin Hays
Jackie Collins character Jackie Collins
Cindy Margolis character Ms. Litella
Robert Klein character Mayor of New York
Rick Fox character Rick
Jerry Springer character Mr. White
Penn Jillette character Lieutenant Colonel Stylo
Teller character Major Caissier
Kendra Wilkinson character Flo
Holly Madison character Lieutenant Harrison
Erika Jordan character Harleen Quinn
Diana Terranova character Bride
Steve Guttenberg character Colton West
George R. R. Martin character George R. R. Martin
Hoda Kotb character Hoda Kotb
Anthony C. Ferrante character NASA Launch Director Marymee
Matt Lauer character Matt Lauer
Al Roker character Al Roker
Kathie Lee Gifford character Kathy Lee Gifford
Benjy Bronk character Preacher
Oliver Kalkofe character Roller Coaster Rider
Peter Rütten character Roller Coaster Rider
Maryse Ouellet Mizanin character Officer Davis
Bruno Salomone character René Joubert
Darcy DeMoss character Airman #1
Marc Maron character Club Promoter (Uncredited)
Genevieve Morton character Guest at the White House
Jared Fogle character Jared
Anthony Weiner character NASA Director Regina
Ray J character Tom Major
Chad Johnson character Sergeant
Chris Kirkpatrick character Lifeguard
Gerald 'Slink' Johnson character Lieutenant Jared
Ann Coulter character Vice President
