Johnny Depp character Charles Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow character Johanna Mortdecai
Ewan McGregor character Inspektor Alistair Martland
Paul Bettany character Jock Strapp
Olivia Munn character Georgina Krampf
Jeff Goldblum character Krampf
Jonny Pasvolsky character Emil Strago
Michael Culkin character Sir Graham Archer
Ulrich Thomsen character Romanov
Alec Utgoff character Dmitri
Guy Burnet character Maurice
Chris Bearne character Farmer
Jamie Bernadette character Bikini Babe
Stephen Farrelly character Himself
Nicholas Farrell character Auctioneer
Karl Theobald character Gardener
Austin Lyon character Hotel clerk
Emily Lawrence character Woman in Jock's Apartment
