Eric Cantona character Himself
Steve Evets character Eric Bishop
Stephanie Bishop character Lily
John Henshaw character Meatballs
Gerard Kearns character Ryan
Stefan Gumbs character Jess
Lucy-Jo Hudson character Sam
Justin Moorhouse character Spleen
Matthew McNulty character Young Eric
Smug Roberts character Smug
Mick Ferry character Judge
Maxton Beesley character Eric's Father
Steve Marsh character Zac
Ryan Pope character Fenner
Cleveland Campbell character Buzz
Laura Ainsworth character Young Lily
Julie Brown character Nurse
Des Sharples character Jack
Greg Cook character Monk
Johnny Travis character Travis
Kelly Bowland character Ryan's Girlfriend
