Kevin Smith character Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Jason Mewes character Jay
Harley Quinn Smith character Milly
Brian O'Halloran character Dante Hicks
Jason Lee character Brodie Bruce
Shannon Elizabeth character Justice
Rosario Dawson character Reggie Faulken
Alice Wen character Shan Yu
Aparna Brielle character Jihad
Melissa Benoist character Reboot Chronic
Val Kilmer character Reboot Bluntman
Tommy Chong character Alfred
Craig Robinson character Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Joe Manganiello character Bailliff
Jordan Monsanto character Bailiff
Justin Long character Brandon St. Randy (Lawyer)
Frankie Shaw character Prosecutor
Joey Lauren Adams character Alyssa Jones
Chris Hemsworth character Chris Hemsworth
Kate Micucci character Mooby's Employee
Jason Biggs character Jason Biggs
James Van Der Beek character James Van Der Beek
Diedrich Bader character Security Guard Gordon
Molly Shannon character Southbest Airline Employee
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith character Miss MacKenzie
David Dastmalchian character SWAT officer
Method Man character Himself
Redman character Himself
Ralph Garman character Ted Underhill
Chris Irvine character Klan Leader
Fred Armisen character Uber Driver
Donnell Rawlings character Captain
Treshelle Edmond character Soapy
Joseph D. Reitman character Assistant Director
Chris Wood character Chris Wood
Marilyn Ghigliotti character Marilyn Ghigliotti
Adam Brody character Clerk
Dan Fogler character Con-Ployee
Brian Quinn character Convention Attendee
Karrueche Tran character Con-Ployee #2
Robert Kirkman character Robert Kirkman
Ben Affleck character Holden McNeil
Matt Damon character Loki
Stan Lee character Himself (archive footage)
Keith Coogan character Himself
Jesse Rath character French Canadian Blunt-Fan
Logan Wells character Fist Thug
Toney Chapman Steele character SWAT Officer (uncredited)
Liv Roush character Jogger (uncredited)
Josh Roush character Con Camera Man (uncredited)
Eric Rhoades character Chronic Con Baby Driver Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)
Kenneth Kynt Bryan character Drag Queen
Jeff Chase character Pitchfork Guy
Sue-Lynn Ansari character Sue-Lynn Ansari
Chelsea Gilson character Reporters and Crowd (voice)
Billy Slaughter character (voice)
Ernest O'Donnell character Ernest O'Donnell
Scott Schiaffo character Scott Schiaffo
John Willyung character John Willyung
Walt Flanagan character Walter Flanagan
Ming Chen character Ming Chen
Bryan Johnson character Bryan Johnson
Mike Zapcic character Mike Zapcic
