Michael Caine character Clarence
Bill Milner character Edward
David Morrissey character Dad
Anne-Marie Duff character Mum
Rosemary Harris character Elsie
Ralph Riach character Clive
Linzey Cocker character Tanya
Elizabeth Spriggs character Prudence
Leslie Phillips character Reg
Sylvia Syms character Lilian
Thelma Barlow character Ena
Peter Vaughan character Bob
Carl McCrystal character Undertaker 1
Andrew Turner character Undertaker 2
Oliver Leach character Barry
Ralph Ineson character Mr. Kelly
David Rintoul character Harry Price
Tommy Baxendale character Tanya's Boyfriend Mike
Adam Drinkall character Stuart
Edward Lees character Ben
Larry David character Fireman
Kevin Locke character Entertainer
Jennifer Hennessy character School Mother
James Gilbert character Tanya's New Boyfriend
Angie Inwards character Mavis
Garrick Hagon character Douglas
Miles Jupp character Vicar
Peter Harness character Cashier
Sue Wallace character Mrs. Hitler
William Ilkley character Barry's Dad
Myles Keogh character Paramedic
Keith Hargreaves character Bus Driver
Ronnie Barker character Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ronnie Corbett character Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)
Charli Janeway character Guy Who Walks (uncredited)
Karl Johnson character Arthur (uncredited)
