Don Stanton character Mr. Warner
Timothy Dalton character Damien Drake
Jenna Elfman character Kate
Steve Martin character Mr. Chairman
Casey Kasem character Shaggy (voice)
Vernon Wells character Acme VP, Child Labor
Frank Welker character Scooby-Doo (voice)
Heather Locklear character Dusty Tails
Ron Perlman character Acme VP, Never Learning
Joan Cusack character Mother
Brendan Fraser character DJ Drake / Tasmanian Devil (voice) / She-Devil (voice) / Himself
Marc Lawrence character Acme VP, Stating the Obvious
Robert Picardo character Acme VP, Rhetorical Questions
Bill Goldberg character Mr. Smith
Dan Stanton character Mr. Warner's Brother
Dick Miller character Security Guard
Roger Corman character Hollywood Director
Kevin McCarthy character Dr. Bennell
Matthew Lillard character Himself
Mary Woronov character Acme VP, Bad Ideas
Bill McKinney character Acme VP, Nitpicking
George Murdock character Acme VP, Unfairly Promoted
Leo Rossi character Acme VP, Climbing to the Top
Archie Hahn character Stunt Director
Allan Graf character Interrogator
Joe Alaskey character Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck (voice)
Jeff Bennett character Yosemite Sam / Foghorn Leghorn (voice)
Billy West character Elmer Fudd / Peter Lorre (voice)
Eric Goldberg character Tweety Bird / Marvin the Martian / Speedy Gonzalez (voice)
Austyn Cuccia character Tour Bus Girl
Marie-Claude Jacques character Flower Vendor
Michael Azria character Paris Cafe Waiter
Dan Romanelli character Studio Executive
Ryan O'Dell character Bugs Bunny Driver
Tara Wilson character Dancer
Tanee McCall character Dancer
Gelsey Weiss character Dancer
Brenda Mae Hamilton character Dancer
Liz Ramos character Dancer
Emily Rose Zachary character Dancer
Becca Sweitzer character Dancer
Janina Garraway character Dancer
Alysha Wheeler character Dancer
Micki Duran character Dancer
Chi Johnson character Dancer
Shealan Spencer character Dancer
Shanti Lowry character Dancer
Brandon Henschel character Dancer
Erica Gudis character Dancer
John Munro Cameron character The Man from Planet X
Peter Graves character Host of Civil Defense Film
Glen Hambly character Laboratory Scientist
Louis Kiss character Dalek
Nikki Martin character Wooden Nickel Waitress
Laura Orrico character Secret Agent Shopper
Robert Parigi character Robby the Robot
Dean Ricca character Studio Tour Guide
Bob Bergen character Porky Pig (voice)
Michael Jordan character Himself (archive footage)
Jeff Gordon character Himself
