Jesse Eisenberg character Bobby Dorfman
Kristen Stewart character Vonnie Sybil
Steve Carell character Phil Stern
Blake Lively character Veronica Hayes
Parker Posey character Rad Taylor
Corey Stoll character Ben Dorfman
Jeannie Berlin character Rose Dorfman
Ken Stott character Marty Dorfman
Anna Camp character Candy
Paul Schneider character Steve
Stephen Kunken character Leonard
Sari Lennick character Evelyn Dorfman
Tony Sirico character Vito
Sheryl Lee character Karen Stern
Richard Portnow character Walt
Woody Allen character Narrator (voice)
Todd Weeks character Oscar
Paul Schackman character Al
Jodi Carlisle character Maid
Laurel Griggs character Evelyn's Daughter
Saul Stein character Ben's Hood
Craig Walker character Ben's Hood
Gabriel Millman character Ben's Hood
Edward James Hyland character Bobby's Neighbor
John Doumanian character Bartender
Don Stark character Sol
Gregg Binkley character Mike
Anthony DiMaria character Howard
Shae D'Lyn character Carlotta
Steve Routman character School Principal
William H. Burns character Policeman
Lev Gorn character Eddie
Steve Rosen character Louis
Kaili Vernoff character Fur Lady
Douglas McGrath character Norman
David Pittu character Roger
Taylor Carr character Rosalind
Rob Joseph Leonard character Mr. Rhinebeck
Lauren Susan character Mrs. Rhinebeck
Courtney C. Clark character Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister
Debra Lord Cooke character Suzy Bancroft
Maurice Sonnenberg character Count Van Goren
Elissa Piszel character Countess Van Goren
Bettina Bilger character Gloria Bennett
Kelly Rohrbach character (uncredited)
