Linda Blair character Jamie, the "Don't Girl"
John Carradine character Gentleman ("Great Moments" Host)
Jennifer Tilly character Joni
Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. character Bopper
Marie-Alise Recasner character Stewardess
Tracy Vaccaro character Marlene
Barbara Bosson character Pam
Mike George character Lance
Karen Mayo-Chandler character Secretary
Fred Willard character Dad
Deborah Harmon character Mom
Marilyn Chambers character Herself
Colleen Camp character Young Lady
Ed Marinaro character Phil
William Sanderson character Carl
Audrey Landers character Lois
Peter Scolari character Phil
Julia Duffy character Marjorie
Lisa Fuller character Stephanie
Lynda Wiesmeier character Bambi Juliette
Sybil Danning character Sherry
David L. Lander character Fritz #1
Michael McKean character Fritz #2
Dennis Bowen character WWII Flyer
Wendie Jo Sperber character Marquesse de Sade
De'Ann Power character Wench
James Sikking character Dracula
Diana Muldaur character Missus Toni
Joel Rice character Ronnie
Scott Mansfield character Ezra Birnbaum
Richard 'Dirty Harry' Hall character Announcer
Kim Lankford character Woman
Erika Eleniak character Brooke
Paul Thomas character Roger
Lori Wagner character Sheila
P.J. Soles character Young Lady
Meadowlark Lemon character Willie
Jimmie Walker character Thomas
Newell Alexander character Bob
Jeffrey Kramer character Announcer
Bridgette Monet character Naked Lady #1
Joanna Storm character Naked Lady #2
Karen Witter character Randy Miller
Corey Burton character Voice Over Announcer (voice)
Jim McKrell character Voice Over Announcer (voice)
Georg Stanford Brown character Charlie
Keenan Wynn character Charlie