Bruce Willis character Eddie 'Hudson Hawk' Hawkins
Danny Aiello character Tommy Five-Tone
Andie MacDowell character Anna Baragli
James Coburn character George Kaplan
Richard E. Grant character Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard character Minerva Mayflower
David Caruso character Kit Kat
Frank Stallone character Cesar Mario
Donald Burton character Alfred
Don Harvey character Snickers
Andrew Bryniarski character Butterfinger
Lorraine Toussaint character Almond Joy
Burtt Harris character Gates
Carmine Zozzora character Antony Mario
Stefano Molinari character Leonardo Da Vinci
Enrico Lo Verso character Apprentice
Remo Remotti character Guy on Donkey
Giselda Volodi character Mona Lisa
P. Randall Bowers character Prison Clerk
Arthur M. Wolpinsky character Prison Security Guard
Frank Page character Mario's Driver
Robert Vazquez character Big Stan
Michael Klastorin character Dean
Scott H. Eddo character Jerry
John Savident character Auctioneer
Lisa Matthews character Girl in Car
John Lucantonio character Vatican Guard
Antonino Iuorio character Vatican Guard
Courtenay Semel character Bratty Kid
Massimo Ciprari character The Pope
Douglas Brian Martin character Igg
Steven M. Martin character Ook
Leonardo Cimino character Cardinal
Giangiacomo Colli character Waiter
Frank Welker character Bunny the Dog (voice)
William Conrad character Narrator (voice)
