Rik Mayall character Richie
Adrian Edmondson character Eddie
Bill Nighy character Mr. Johnson
Kate Ashfield character Mrs. Hardy
Steven O'Donnell character Chef
Fenella Fielding character Mrs. Foxfur
Vincent Cassel character Gino Bolognese
Hélène Mahieu character Gina Carbonara
Simon Pegg character Mr. Nice
Lisa Palfrey character Mrs. Nice
Sophia Myles character Saucy Wood Nymph
Emma Pierson character Saucy Wood Nymph
James D'Arcy character Young Groom
Richard Strange character Worried Worker
Paul Garcia character Screen Lover
Anna Madeley character Saucy Wood Nymph
Jessica Mann character Charlene Nice
Richard Hammatt character Truck Driver #1
Kate Loustau character Young Bride
Bob Mason character Chatty Worker
David Sibley character Intimidating Man