Kuno Becker character Santiago Munez
Leo Gregory character Charlie Braithwaite
J.J. Feild character Liam Adams
Kasia Smutniak character Sophia Tardelli
Anya Lahiri character June
Nick Moran character Nick Ashworth
Christopher Fairbank character Foghorn
Mike Elliot character Gordon
Craig Heaney character Phil
Tamer Hassan character Ronnie
Ori Pfeffer character Mad Film Director
John Salthouse character Newcastle Manager
Gary Lewis character Mal Braithwaite
Tereza Srbová character Katja
Margo Stilley character Tamzin Adams
Antonia Bernath character Britt
Sam Cunningham character Helga
Erin Lister character Ani-Frid
Jakki Degg character Cute Masseuse
Anna Maria Everett character Old Masseuse
Daniel Cowley character Paramedic
David Beckham character Himself
John Terry character Himself
Jamie Carragher character Himself
Peter Crouch character Himself
Rio Ferdinand character Himself
Gary Neville character Himself
Jermaine Jenas character Himself
Wayne Bridge character Himself
Wayne Rooney character Himself
Sven-Göran Eriksson character Himself
Ronaldo character Himself
Hernán Crespo character Himself
John Aloisi character Himself
Fernando Torres character Himself
Thierry Henry character Himself
Filippo Inzaghi character Himself
Ruud van Nistelrooy character Himself
Olof Mellberg character Himself
Henrik Larsson character Himself
Cristiano Ronaldo character Himself
Steven Gerrard character Himself
