Mean Machine

Mean Machine (2024)

2024

Comedy / Drama

6.2 from 10 with total 358 votes

2001-12-26

99 minutes

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny \'Mean Machine\' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Vinnie Jones character Danny Meehan

David Kelly character Doc

David Hemmings character Governor

Ralph Brown character Burton

Vas Blackwood character Massive

Robbie Gee character Trojan

Geoff Bell character Ratchett

John Forgeham character Sykes

Sally Phillips character Tracey

Danny Dyer character Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng character Bob Likely

Jason Statham character Monk

Martin Wimbush character Z

David Reid character Barman

David Cropman character Second Barman

Tim Perrin character Policeman

Paul Mari character Policeman

Nicholas Moss character Hayter

Stephen Walters character Nitro

Andrew Grainger character Ketch

Jamie Sives character Chiv

Adam Fogerty character Mouse

Rocky Marshall character Cigs

Elwin 'Chopper' David character Jerome McFife

Omid Djalili character Raj