Maxine Peake character Funny Cow
Stephen Graham character Mike/Funny Calf's Dad
Christine Bottomley character Funny Calf's Mum
Paddy Considine character Angus
Tony Pitts character Bob
Alun Armstrong character Lenny
Lindsey Coulson character Funny Cow's Mum
Kevin Eldon character Danny
Hannah Walters character Jean
Diane Morgan character Margaret
Macy Shackleton character Funny Calf
Hebe Beardsall character Funny Calf (Aged 20s)
Tom Gibbons character Bob (Aged 20s)
Ashton Steele character Young Mike
Vic Reeves character Ventriloquist
John Bishop character Colin Pine
Graham Hughes character Jacques LeCock
Richard Hawley character Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon
Corinne Bailey Rae character Coffee
Bobby Knutt character Crookes Club Concert Secretary
Kevin Rowland character Jeff
Dominic Brunt character Landlord
Duggie Brown character Old Man
Robert Curtis character Dial House Concert Secretary
Steven E Harris character Dial House Heckler
Kate Russell-Smith character Geraldine
Jayne Bickerton character Mad Woman
Steve Money character Fat Cunt
Kay Boggett character Janet
Jake Holdsworth character Soft Mick
Danny Hawley character Young Kev
Alfie Graham character Liam
Grace Graham character Debs
Lissi Brook character Girl
Lily Jones Adkin character Big Girl
Calvin Cawood character Big Boy
Bilko character Himself
