Sean Hayes character Larry
Will Sasso character Curly
Chris Diamantopoulos character Moe
Jane Lynch character Mother Superior
Sofía Vergara character Lydia
Jennifer Hudson character Sister Rosemary
Craig Bierko character Mac
Stephen Collins character Mr. Harter
Larry David character Sister Mary-Mengele
Kirby Heyborne character Teddy
Carly Craig character Mrs. Harter
Kate Upton character Sister Bernice
Marianne Leone Cooper character Sister Ricarda
Brian Doyle-Murray character Monsignor Ratliffe
Mike Sorrentino character The Situation
Snooki character Snooki
Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley character JWoww
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro character Ronnie
Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola character Sammi
Lee Armstrong character Officer Armstrong
Skyler Gisondo character Young Moe
Lance Chantiles-Wertz character Young Larry
Robert Capron character Young Curly
Avalon Robbins character Murph
Max Charles character Peezer
Jake Peck character Young Teddy
Isaiah Mustafa character Moe's Hip Executive
Steve Tyler character Camera Man
Patty Ross character Head Nurse
Emy Coligado character Ling
Ray Collins character Carbunkle
Mark Kogan character Executive
Jackie Flynn character Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Sandra Dorsey character Heavyset Woman
Vince Canlas character Japanese Chef
Ric Reitz character Jon Hamm
Caryl Lippman West character Maid
Sayed Badreya character Orderly
Debbie Walker character Terrified Nun
Michael L. Kuhn character Tour Guide
Pam Smith character Woman Reporter
Kyla Kenedy character Balloon Girl
Erin Allin O'Reilly character Nun
Caitlin Colford character Nun
Mariann Neary character Nun
Jesse Farrelly character Gangbanger
Patricia French character Laundry Worker
Roy Jenkins character Officer Mycroft
Barry Guy character Staple in Hat Guy
Matthew L. Collins character Policeman #3
Jonathan S. Kennedy character Party Security
Lin Shaye character Nurse Crotchet
Myron Parker Wright character Orphan
J.R. Fondessy character Orphan
Reid Meadows character Weezer
Abby Goldberg character Dancer
Jeremy Ambler character Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Mark Axelowitz character Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Hannah Marie Bailey character Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Tanner Baker character Skateboarder (uncredited)
Chance Bartels character Party Guest (uncredited)
Tim Blanchard character Valet (uncredited)
Beth Blevins character Bus Patron (uncredited)
William R. Brock character Party Guest (uncredited)
Tiffany Burke character Nun (uncredited)
Brett Lee Clark character Party Guest (uncredited)
John Collier character Hospital Visitor (uncredited)
Greg Crews character Bartender (uncredited)
Craig Crumpton character Party Guest (uncredited)
Brent Duffey character Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Delonte Harris character Zoo Kid (uncredited)
DJ Harris character Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Landon Hoffman character Orphan (uncredited)
Scott Ledbetter character Lawyer (uncredited)
Addy Miller character Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Joseph C. Nelson character Eskimo (uncredited)
Katherine Neslund character Woman on Street (uncredited)
Jade Nicolette character Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Shannon Reis character Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Joel Rogers character Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Timothy Scott character Party Guest (uncredited)
Richard Tavernaro character Doorman (uncredited)
Steve Warren character Party Guest (uncredited)
Marvin E. West character Party Guest (uncredited)
Danny Smith character French Chef