Chevy Chase character Dusty Bottoms
Steve Martin character Lucky Day
Martin Short character Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Aráu character El Guapo
Tony Plana character Jefe
Patrice Martinez character Carmen
Jorge Cervera Jr. character Bandito #1 (as Jorge Cervera)
Kai Wulff character German
Abel Franco character Papa Sanchez
Fred Asparagus character Bartender
Jon Lovitz character Morty
Joe Mantegna character Harry Flugleman
Philip Gordon character Rodrigo
Phil Hartman character Sam
Norbert Weisser character German's Friend
Brian Thompson character German's Other Friend
Dyana Ortelli character Juanita
Rebecca Ferratti character Hot Señorita
Brinke Stevens character Silent Movie Actress
Michael Wren character Cowboy
Gene Hartline character Silent Movie Bandito
William B. Kaplan character Silent Movie Bandito (as William Kaplan)
Sophia Lamour character Silent Movie Senorita
Santos Morales character Telegrapher
Tino Insana character Studio Guard
Craig Berenson character Telegram Delivery Boy
Joshua Gallegos character Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)
Hector Elias character Pedro
Humberto Ortiz character Pablo
