"Weird Al" Yankovic character George Newman
Victoria Jackson character Teri
Kevin McCarthy character R.J. Fletcher
Michael Richards character Stanley Spadowski
David Bowe character Bob
Fran Drescher character Pamela Finklestein
Anthony Geary character Philo
Billy Barty character Noodles MacIntosh
Trinidad Silva character Raul Hernandez
Emo Philips character Joe Earley
M.G. Kelly character Promo Announcer (voice)
Stanley Brock character Harvey Bilchik
Gedde Watanabe character Kuni
John Paragon character Richard Fletcher
Sue Ane Langdon character Esther Bilchik
David Proval character Head Thug
Grant James character Killer Thug
Lou B. Washington character Cameraman
