Drake Bell character Dragonfly
Sara Paxton character Jill Johnson
Christopher McDonald character Lou Landers
Leslie Nielsen character Uncle Albert Adams
Kevin Hart character Trey
Marion Ross character Aunt Lucille
Ryan Hansen character Lance Landers
Keith David character The Chief of Police
Brent Spiner character Dr. Strom
Robert Joy character Dr. Hawking
Jeffrey Tambor character Dr. Whitby
Robert Hays character Blaine Riker
Nicole Sullivan character Julia Riker
Sam Cohen character Young Rick
Tracy Morgan character Professor Xavier
Regina Hall character Mrs. Xavier
Marisa Lauren character Storm
Craig Bierko character Wolverine (scenes deleted)
Richard Tillman character Leg-Shaving Wolverine
Simon Rex character The Human Torch
Dan Castellaneta character Carlson
Atom Gorelick character Stretchy Boy
Alison Woods character Stretchy Girl
Eric Artell character Sneezo
Sean Simms character Barry Bonds
Pamela Anderson character Invisible Girl
Miles Fisher character Tom Cruise
Brian Carpenter character Matthews
Vincent Larusso character Bank Robber
Michael Papajohn character "Gimme your wallet"
Anna Osceola character "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"
Rod McLachlan character Actual Editor
John Getz character Lunatic Editor
Charlene Tilton character Jill's Mother
Jenica Bergere character "Mr. Landers!"
Byrne Offutt character Reporter Ed
Vic Polizos character Undertaker
Daryl J. Johnson character "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"
Kent Shocknek character News Anchor
Amanda Carlin character Principal
Clay Greenbush character Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Kurt Fuller character Bank Loan Officer
Seth McCook character Paperclip Guy
Craig Mazin character "Okay, I come back"
Jonathan Chase character Onlooker #1
Kourtney Kaas character Onlooker #2
Karlton Johnson character Truck Driver
Charles Woods Gray character "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
Wendy L. Walsh character Live Reporter
Ian Patrick Williams character King of Sweden
Elisabeth Noone character "Take me...."
Aki Aleong character Dalai Lama
Howard Mungo character Nelson Mandela
David McKnight character Bishop Tutu
Freddie Pierce character Tony Bennett
Steve Monroe character Nerdy Dragonfly
Jeremiah Hu character Asian Hourglass
Matt Champagne character "Excuse me, there's a line!"
Susan Breslau character Mourner
Nick Kiriazis character Police Officer
Aubrie Lemon character Dead Blonde Woman
Ajay Mehta character Convenience Store Owner
Cameron Ali Sims character Xavier's Son
Lil' Kim character Xavier's Daughter
Jordan Rubin character The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)
Shanna Beauchamp character Student (uncredited)
James J. Burke character YouTube User (uncredited)
Kristen Endow character HS Student (uncredited)
Timothy Farmer character Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)
Whitney Ann Jenkins character Pink Superhero (uncredited)
James Lew character Shaolin Monk (uncredited)
Alan Mueting character Security Man (uncredited)
Gene Richards character Chicken Man (uncredited)
Marque Richardson character Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr. character Bandit in Alley (uncredited)
Jeffry Tamara character Student (uncredited)
Manu Toigo character Award Presenter (uncredited)
Julie Van character Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)
