Ashley Tisdale character Jody Sanders
Simon Rex character Dan Sanders
Gracie Whitton character Kathy
Ava Kolker character Lily
Molly Shannon character Heather Darcy
Josh Robert Thompson character Narrator (voice)
Darrell Hammond character Dr. Hall
Marisa Saks character Amy
Dylan Morris character Aidan
Ryan Morris character Aidan
Lidia Porto character Maria
Snoop Dogg character Marcus
Mac Miller character D'Andre
Erica Ash character Kendra Brooks
J.P. Manoux character Pierre
Marianne Hammock character Female Aide
Terry Crews character Martin Jacobs
Tyler Posey character David
Sarah Hyland character Mia
Shad Moss character Eric
Katrina Bowden character Natalie
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci character Caesar
Scot Nery character Mama
Ben Cornish character Dom
Katt Williams character Blaine Fulda
Heather Locklear character Barbara
Lewis Thompson character Madea
Charlie Sheen character Himself
Lindsay Lohan character Herself
Jerry O'Connell character Christian Grey
Jamie Elizabeth Kelton character Secretary
Macsen Lintz character French Boy
John Atwood character Newscaster #1
Lane Carlock character Newscaster #2
Shereé Whitfield character Real Housewife #1
Angela Raiola character Real Housewife #2
Lil Duval character Kendra's Brother
Angie Stone character Kendra's Cousin
Jasmine Guy character Kendra's Mom
Ashley LeConte Campbell character Antoinette Beauchamp
Kate Walsh character Herself
Usher character Ira the Janitor
Mike Tyson character Himself
Clifton Guterman character Waiter
Anna Skidanova character Nadia
Clayton Landey character Sodomized Cop
Scott Rousseau character Santa
Maui Tisdale character Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
Aaron Beelner character Little Man (uncredited)
Faith Blankenship character Carpet Girl (uncredited)
Jwaundace Candece character Real Housewife (uncredited)
Catherine A. Cospelich character Ape Chick (uncredited)
Kendrick Cross character Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Moses Das character Bridge Runner (uncredited)
Elizabeth Davidovich character Ballerina (uncredited)
Mariama Diallo character Porn Star (uncredited)
Chris Durfy character Packer Fan (uncredited)
Jeff Glover character Lab Tech (uncredited)
Jon Gould character Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Rory Healy character Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Leigh Hennessy character Witch (uncredited)
Amanda Jelks character Ballerina (uncredited)
Angela Kerecz character Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Nikki Lashae character Ballerina (uncredited)
Audrina Patridge character Audrina Patridge (uncredited)
Zoe Pessin character Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
Joel Rogers character Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Sandy Simmons character Model (uncredited)
Dathan Thigpen character Extra (uncredited)
Amanda Topper character Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Kathy Walton character Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
Memi West character Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Emily Chandler Westergreen character Mara (uncredited)
Kendra Wilkinson character Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited)
David Zucker character Packer Fan (uncredited)
