Carlos Alazraqui character Deputy James Garcia
Mary Birdsong character Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Ben Garant character Deputy Travis Junior
Kerri Kenney-Silver character Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Thomas Lennon character Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Wendi McLendon-Covey character Deputy Clementine Johnson
Niecy Nash character Deputy Raineesha Williams
Cedric Yarbrough character Deputy S. Jones
Lennie Loftin character Chief of Police
Danny DeVito character District Attorney
Alejandra Gutierrez character Miss Acapulco
Brandon Molale character Kevlar Guy
Kathryn Fiore character Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
David Koechner character Sheriff of Aspen
Dave Holmes character Persnickety Desk Worker
Patton Oswalt character Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss character Glen the Desk Clerk
Cathy Shim character Spring Break Dream Girl
Ian Roberts character Captain Rogers, DHS
Chris Tallman character Alligator Expert
Tamara Fox Meyerson character Tammy
Paul Rudd character Ethan the Drug Lord
Marisa Petroro character Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Kyle Dunnigan character Drug Lord's First Hostage
David Wain character Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek character Tattooed Guy
Michael Patrick Jann character Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Nick Swardson character Terry
Brian T. Finney character Decontamination Guy
Irina Voronina character Russian Model
Steve Little character Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Joe Lo Truglio character Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Ken Marino character Deaf Tattoo Artist
Kevin Allison character Tattoo Victim
Eric Price character Wrestling Referee
Kathryn Smith character Jello Wrestler
David Veach character Dangle's "Body Double"
Mary Castro character Wiegel's "Body Double"
Michael Ian Black character Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Showalter character Paul
Shanti Hall character Hot Paramedic
Mindy Sterling character Spoder's Mom
Matthew Budds character Clapping Cop
Michael Hoback character Barry Baum
Paul Reubens character Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick character Steve Marmella
Oscar Nunez character Jose Jose Jose
Floyd Van Buskirk character Proctologist
Jason Bartley character Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
David Cohen character Policeman (uncredited)
Tracy Dali character Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux character Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Paul Edney character HAZMAT Squad Member (uncredited)
Duke Gonzalez character Self (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson character Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Theresa Joy character Roller Babe (uncredited)
Kent Kasper character Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc character Stripper (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux character Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán character Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
JT Mollner character Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Deborah Ouellette character Hot Airport Passenger (uncredited)
Bobby Silva character Bartender (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi character Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Jason Williams character Police Officer (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos character Police Officer (uncredited)
