Zack Ward character Dude
Dave Foley character Uncle Dave
Chris Coppola character Richard
J.K. Simmons character Candidate Welles
Michael Benyaer character Mohammed
Jackie Tohn character Faith
Erick Avari character Habib
Ralf Moeller character Officier John
Chris Spencer character Officer Greg
Seymour Cassel character Paul
David Huddleston character Peter
Verne Troyer character Himself
Uwe Boll character Uwe Boll
Vince Desiderio character Himself
Larry Thomas character Osama Bin Ladin
Michaela Mann character Jenny
Melanie Papalia character Nasira
Lorielle New character Starr
Michael Paré character Panhandler
Lindsay Hollister character Recorder
Brent Mendenhall character George W. Bush
Rick Hoffman character Mr. Blither
Holly Eglinton character Karen
Lucie Guest character Cindy
Carrie Genzel character Gayle Ravenson
Daniel Boileau character Cooter
Heather Feeney character Teller
Paulino Nunes character Asif
Merik Tadros character Nabi
Julia Sandberg Hansson character Mitzi
Michael Antonakos character Azeem
Jodie Stewart character Bitch
Bill Mondy character Mob Leader
Samir El Sharkawi character Tariq
Jason Emanuel character Bobak
Geoff Gustafson character Morning Show Host
Colin Foo character Ticket Holder
Steffen Mennekes character Ass-Kissing Employee
Reese Alexander character Police Officer
Tony Alcantar character Angry Man
Michael Robinson character Seminar Speaker
