Carl Weathers character Freddie Wiseman/Narrator
David Koechner character Lambeau "Coach" Fields
Melora Hardin character Barb Fields
Matthew Lawrence character Lance Truman
Brooke Nevin character Michelle Fields
Nick Searcy character Mr. Truman
Robert Ri'chard character Aseel Tare
George Back character Buddy Boy
Noureen DeWulf character Jasminder Featherfoot
Jesse Garcia character Jorge Juanson
Martin Spanjers character Randy Randinger
Jackie Long character Trotter
Jermaine Williams character IPod
Will Arnett character Mailman
Dax Shepard character Sheriff
Bradley Cooper character Cowboy
Jon Gries character Barber
Andy Dick character Toilet Bowl Referee
Finesse Mitchell character Titans Coach
Eric Christian Olsen character Foreign Exchange Student
Stacy Keibler character All-American Mom
Ken Medlock character Pitching Coach
Lawrence Taylor character Himself
Michael Irvin character Himself
Eric Dickerson character Himself
Bill Buckner character Himself
Dennis Rodman character Himself
Frank Caliendo character Chip Imitation
Shannon Woodward character Emily
Holmes Osborne character Man in Suit
