Max Beesley character Wullie Smith
Isla Blair character Sheila Bailey
James Cosmo character Billy Bailey
Richard E. Grant character Gorgeous Gus
Laura Fraser character Rosemary Bailey
Ian Holm character Big Tam
David Hayman character Scrapper
Tom Sizemore character Buffalo
Neil Morrissey character Piss Off
David O'Hara character Mechanic
Iain Robertson character Danny Van Boy
Michael Nardone character Dingus
Bill Paterson character Tommy
Gary Lewis character Dead Eye
Ron Donachie character Happy Feet
Pierce Brosnan character John MacGhee
Samantha Fox character Patsy Kennedy
Sally Howitt character Carol McGhee
Jonathan Watson character Charlie
Andy Gray character Arrow
Paul Doonan character Lefty
Mark O'Hare character Righty
Gary McCormack character Growler
Hope Ross character Anna Smith
Russell Barr character Nancy No Pants
Chris Symes character English Harry
Edward McQuillan character Pasty Face
Alan Shearer character Himself
