Mike Myers character Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba character Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake character Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco character Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good character Prudence
John Oliver character Dick Pants
Verne Troyer character Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan character Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert character Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan character Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley character Guru Tugginmypuddha
Omid Djalili character Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra character Deepak Chopra
Val Kilmer character Val Kilmer
Jessica Simpson character Jessica Simpson
Mariska Hargitay character Mariska Hargitay
Kanye West character Kanye West
Trevor Heins character Young Pitka
Samantha Bee character Cinnabon Cashier
Boyd Banks character EMT
Rob Huebel character Frat Guy
Morgan Freeman character (Voice)
Daniel Tosh character Bar Patron
