John Cho character Harold Lee
Kal Penn character Kumar Patel
Neil Patrick Harris character Neil Patrick Harris
Rob Corddry character Ron Fox
Jack Conley character Deputy Frye
David Krumholtz character Goldstein
Eddie Kaye Thomas character Rosenberg
Roger Bart character Dr. Jack Beecher
Eric Winter character Colton Graham
Christopher Meloni character Grand Wizard
Danneel Ackles character Vanessa Fanning
Beverly D'Angelo character Sally
Missi Pyle character Raylene
Ed Helms character Interpreter
Jon Reep character Raymus
Paula Garcés character Maria
Crystal Mantecon character Venus
Richard Christy character Kenny
Josh Heald character Terry Air Marshal
D'Anthony Palms character Light-Skinned Black Security
Marisa Belinda character Jacuzzi Girl
Jimmy Lee Jr. character Terrorist (uncredited)
Ava Knighten Santana character Tammi
Chantel Silvain character Trisha
Claudia Pena character Jacuzzi Girl
Echo Valley character Tits Hemingway