Billy Crystal character Artie Decker
Marisa Tomei character Alice Simmons
Tom Everett Scott character Phil Simmons
Bailee Madison character Harper Simmons
Tony Hawk character Himself
Bette Midler character Diane Decker
Gedde Watanabe character Mr. Cheng
Brad James character Rookie Cop
Kyle Breitkopf character Barker Simmons
Joshua Rush character Turner Simmons
Jennifer Crystal Foley character Cassandra
Rhoda Griffis character Dr. Schveer
Madison Lintz character Ashley
Karan Kendrick character Pre-School Mom
Patricia French character Marilyn - Pole Dancer
Steve Levy character Himself
Tiffany Morgan character Amanda
Jody Thompson character Man in Crowd #1
Mavrick Moreno character Cody
