Leslie Nielsen character Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley character Jane Spencer
Ricardo Montalban character Vincent Ludwig
George Kennedy character Capt. Ed Hocken
O.J. Simpson character Det. Nordberg
Susan Beaubian character Mrs. Wilma Nordberg
Nancy Marchand character Mayor
Raye Birk character Pahpshmir
Jeannette Charles character Queen Elizabeth II
Ed Williams character Ted Olsen
Tiny Ron Taylor character Al
"Weird Al" Yankovic character Himself
Tom Dugan character Drug Dealer #2
Joyce Brothers character Herself
Lawrence Tierney character Angels Manager
Reggie Jackson character Reggie Jackson
Dick Enberg character Dick Enberg
Mel Allen character Mel Allen
Dick Vitale character Dick Vitale
Jesse Ventura character Baseball Announcer
John Houseman character Driving Instructor
Prince Hughes character Idi Amin
Mark Holton character Spectator - 'It's Enrico Pallazzo!'
