Peter Falk character Lou Peckinpaugh
Ann-Margret character Jezebel Dezire
Eileen Brennan character Betty DeBoop
Sid Caesar character Ezra Dezire
Stockard Channing character Bess
James Coco character Marcel
Dom DeLuise character Pepe Damascus
Louise Fletcher character Marlene DuChard
John Houseman character Jasper Blubber
Madeline Kahn character Mrs. Montenegro
Fernando Lamas character Paul DuChard
Marsha Mason character Georgia Merkle
Phil Silvers character Hoppy
Abe Vigoda character Sergeant Rizzuto
Paul Williams character Boy
Vic Tayback character Lieutenant DiMaggio
Scatman Crothers character Tinker
Arthur Tovey character Old Husband
David Ogden Stiers character Captain
Carole Wells character Hat Check Girl
John Calvin character Qvicker
Barry Michlin character Bandleader
Jonathan Banks character Cabbie
Lew Gallo character Cop
Lee McLaughlin character Fat Man
Zale Kessler character Courier
Wally K. Berns character Floyd Merkle
Bella Bruck character Scrub Woman
Nicol Williamson character Colonel Schlissel
Carmine Caridi character Sgt. Crosseti
