Woody Allen character Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm
John Carradine character Dr. Bernardo
Lou Jacobi character Sam Musgrave
Louise Lasser character Gina
Anthony Quayle character The King
Tony Randall character The Operator
Lynn Redgrave character Queen
Burt Reynolds character Switchboard
Gene Wilder character Dr. Doug Ross
Jack Barry character Himself
Elaine Giftos character Mrs. Ross
Toni Holt character Herself
Robert Q. Lewis character Himself
Heather MacRae character Helen
Pamela Mason character Herself
Sidney Miller character George
Regis Philbin character Himself
Titos Vandis character Milos
Stanley Adams character Stomach Operator
Oscar Beregi Jr. character Brain Control
Alan Caillou character The Fool's Father
Don Chuy character Football Player
Dort Clark character Sheriff
Erin Fleming character The Girl
Geoffrey Holder character Sorcerer
Baruch Lumet character Rabbi Baumel
Tom Mack character Football Player
Jay Robinson character The Priest
Ref Sanchez character Igor
Robert Walden character Sperm
H.E. West character Bernard Jaffe
