Christina Ricci character Ellie
Jesse Eisenberg character Jimmy
Milo Ventimiglia character Bo
Judy Greer character Joanie
Portia de Rossi character Zela
Joshua Jackson character Jake
Mýa character Jenny
Shannon Elizabeth character Becky
Kristina Anapau character Brooke
Daniel Edward Mora character Jose
Jonny Acker character Earl
Eric Ladin character Louie
Derek Mears character Werewolf
Nick Offerman character Officer
Ken Rudulph character Newscaster
El Solar character Zipper
Michelle Krusiec character Nosebleed Co-Worker
Scott Baio character Scott Baio
Shashawnee Hall character Wrestling Coach
Craig Kilborn character Craig Kilborn
Emilie Odeile character Co-Worker
Lance Bass character Lance Bass
Egan Friedlander character First Bouncer
Randolph LeRoi character Randy
Brian Boone character Frantic Bouncer
Gary Dubin character Police Officer #1
Chris Johnson character Police Officer #2
Wilmer Calderon character Police Officer #3
Brett Rickaby character Animal Control Officer
Doug Berry character Paramedic
Erik Rodham Clinton character Band Member
Brandon Cox character Penguin Guy #2
Jason Cox character Grady (uncredited)
Jason Dottley character Werewolf (voice)
John Embry character Sarge
Jason Aaron Goldberg character VIP
Tanja Kindler character Bartender
Bill Mehlem character EMT
Gregory Nicotero character Man Pushing Dracula's Coffin
Jason Pierce character Nick
Hans Raith character Nightclub Security
Johnny Ray character Security Guard
Jaret Reddick character Band Member
Joseph D. Reitman character Mummy DJ
Michael Rosenbaum character Kyle
Brian Rueter character Police Officer
Christopher Van Malmsteen character Band Member
Gary Wiseass character Band Member
Rachel Zeskind character Photo Double for Christina Ricci
