Cameron Diaz character Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore character Dylan Sanders
Lucy Liu character Alex Munday
Demi Moore character Madison Lee
Bernie Mac character Jimmy Bosley
Luke Wilson character Pete
Matt LeBlanc character Jason
John Cleese character Mr. Munday
John Forsythe character Charles Townsend (voice)
Shia LaBeouf character Max
Robert Patrick character Ray Carter
Rodrigo Santoro character Randy Emmers
Justin Theroux character Seamus O'Grady
Crispin Glover character Thin Man
Ja'net DuBois character Momma Bosley
Yuen Cheung-Yan character Deranged Mongol
Daxing Zhang character Demented Mongol
Bruce Comtois character Large Mongol
Khin-Kyaw Maung character Crooked-Tooth
Béla Károlyi character Himself
Tanoai Reed character Wrestler
Robert Forster character Roger Wixon
Andrew Wilson character Cop
Eric Bogosian character Alan Caulfield
Eve character Herself
Pink character Coal Bowl Starter
Carrie Fisher character Mother Superior
Zack Shada character Thin Boy
Jennifer Gimenez character Nun
Josh Janowicz character Hot Priest
Tommy Flanagan character Irish Henchman
Chris Pontius character Irish Henchman
Luke Massy character Irish Henchman
Big Boy character Bosley's Cousin
Anthony Griffith character Bosley's Cousin
Wayne Federman character Bathroom Guy
Steve Hytner character Bathroom Guy
Bob Stephenson character Crazed Fan
Melissa McCarthy character Bystander (uncredited)
Ashley Olsen character Future Angel (uncredited)
Mary-Kate Olsen character Future Angel (uncredited)
Jaclyn Smith character Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
Bruce Willis character William Rose Bailey (uncredited)
Kate Hendrickson character Nun
Shanti Lowry character Treasure Chest Dancer
Nadine Ellis character Treasure Chest Dancer
Cyia Batten character Treasure Chest Dancer
Staci B. Flood character Treasure Chest Dancer
Carmit Bachar character Treasure Chest Dancer
Béla Károlyi character Self
Ricky Carmichael character Self
Carey Hart character Self
Chris Gosselaar character Self
Jeremy McGrath character Self
Mark Cotone character Prison Guard
Sven-Ole Thorsen character Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Joan Blair character Beach Lady With Sandcastle (uncredited)
