Jack Lemmon character Victor Clooney
Walter Matthau character Trabucco
Paula Prentiss character Celia Clooney
Klaus Kinski character Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot
Dana Elcar character Capt. Hubris
Miles Chapin character Eddie, the Bellhop
Michael Ensign character Assistant Manager
Joan Shawlee character Receptionist
Fil Formicola character Rudy 'Disco' Gambola
C.J. Hunt character Kowalski
Bette Raya character Mexican Maid
Ronnie Sperling character Hippy Husband
Suzie Galler character Pregnant Wife
John Schubeck character Newscaster
Ed Begley Jr. character Lieutenant #1
Frank Farmer character Lieutenant #2
Tom Kindle character Highway Patrolman #1
Biff Manard character Highway Patrolman #2
Charlotte Stewart character Nurse
Neile Adams character Saleswoman
Myrna Dell character Cashier
Gene Price character News Announcer
Ben Lessy character Barney Pritzig
Patti Jerome character Matron
Gary Allen character Man in Robe
Frances Bay character Female Patient
Dean Bruce character Policeman
Rod Gist character Policeman
Steve Hershon character Policeman
John Cutler character Orderly
Billy Beck character Gentleman
David Carlile character Reporter #1
Archie Lang character Reporter #2
Regina Leeds character Reporter #3
Frank Dent character Reporter #4
Timothy Sullivan character SWAT Team Member
Troy Melton character Leopold Schuster
June Smaney character Housewife
Lorna Thayer character Lady
Jennifer Fajardo character Polynesian Girl
Patrick Bishop character Native
Wendell Titcomb character Native
