Keanu Reeves character Ted Logan
Alex Winter character Bill S. Preston
Kristen Schaal character Kelly
Samara Weaving character Thea Preston
Brigette Lundy-Paine character Billie Logan
William Sadler character Death
Anthony Carrigan character Dennis Caleb McCoy
Erinn Hayes character Princess Elizabeth
Jayma Mays character Princess Joanna
Hal Landon Jr. character Captain Logan
Beck Bennett character Deacon Logan
Kid Cudi character Kid Cudi
Amy Stoch character Missy
Holland Taylor character The Great Leader
Jillian Bell character Dr. Taylor Wood
Dave Grohl character Dave Grohl
DazMann Still character Jimi Hendrix
Jeremiah Craft character Louis Armstrong
Sharon Gee character Ling Lun
Patty Anne Miller character Grom
George Carlin character Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Piotr Michael character Voice of Rufus (voice)
Shoshana Bean character First Noble
Sharon K. London character Second Noble
Al Vicente character Lead Scientist
Jared Bankens character Jesus / Young Ted
Ed Solomon character Stupid Demon
Chris Matheson character Ugly Demon
Kelly Carlin character Head Technician
Mickey Gooch Jr. character Clete
Billy Slaughter character Young Bill
Reece Loustalot character Babe Ruth
William E. Harris character George Washington
Kimberly Stockton character Queen Elizabeth
Christian Scott character Noble
Bridget Andrews character Cleopatra
Artis Burney character Buddha
Gretchen Byers character Renaissance Lady
Georgia Cohran character Harriet Tubman
David Calloway character Roman Soldier
John Devilman character Roman Soldier
Bailie Duzaut character Female Celt
Andrea Garcia character Gypsy
Gabriel Derrick character Gypsy
Maddison Nicolosi character Gypsy
Kallie Glidewell character Flapper
Xavier Leblanc character Pharaoh
Joseph Martin character Elizabethan Nobleman
Kharismisa Morris character Josephine Baker
Ned Yousef character Gandhi
Eliana Ruiz character Indira Gandhi
Tommie Wong character Kubla Khan
Lindy Ariff character Amelia Earhart
Diana Barnes character Frida
Alberto Corrales character Spanish Count
Scott Gelpi character Native Chief
Andrian Harabaru character Cellist
Dylan Langlois character Rifleman
Nick Garrison character Hendrix Band Member
Jeff Pagano character Noelle Redding
Dijon Lodree character Caveman
Jeremy Thomas character Caveman
Alexis Long character Cavewoman
Suzy Cole character Scientist
Alex Halpern character Scientist
Kierra Luv character Scientist
Bill Prady character Scientist
Nicolas Bosc character Caveman (uncredited)
Patti Brindley character Mandolinist (uncredited)
Daniel Dorr character Mozart (uncredited)
Doug Gagnon character Bartholomew (uncredited)
Gregory Hobson character Tough Prisoner (uncredited)
Cynthia LeBlanc character Rest Home Resident (uncredited)
Elton LeBlanc character Rest Home Resident (uncredited)
Candice Richardson character Guitar Player (uncredited)
Peter Wick character Zenny (uncredited)
"Weird Al" Yankovic character Himself (uncredited)
