Craig Warnock character Kevin
David Rappaport character Randall
Kenny Baker character Fidgit
Mike Edmonds character Og
Malcolm Dixon character Strutter
Tiny Ross character Vermin
Jack Purvis character Wally
Ian Holm character Napoleon
John Cleese character Robin Hood
Sean Connery character King Agamemnon / Fireman
Michael Palin character Vincent
Shelley Duvall character Dame Pansy / Pansy
Peter Vaughan character Winston the Ogre
Katherine Helmond character Mrs. Ogre
David Warner character Evil Genius
Ralph Richardson character Supreme Being
Tony Jay character Supreme Being (voice)
David Daker character Kevin's Father
Sheila Fearn character Kevin's Mother
Jim Broadbent character Compere
Peter Jonfield character Arm Wrestler
Jerold Wells character Benson
Myrtle Devenish character Beryl
Winston Dennis character Bull Headed Warrior
Roger Frost character Cartwright
Andrew MacLachlan character Fireman #2
Marcus Powell character Horseflesh
Terence Bayler character Lucien
Preston Lockwood character Neguy
David Leland character Puppeteer
Leon Lissek character Refugee #1
John Young character Reginald
Derrick O'Connor character Robber Leader
Neil McCarthy character Robber #2
Declan Mulholland character Robber #3
Derek Deadman character Robert
Charles McKeown character Theatre Manager
Mark Holmes character Troll Father
