Kal Penn character Edward
Adam Campbell character Peter
Jennifer Coolidge character White Bitch
Jayma Mays character Lucy
Faune Chambers character Susan
Crispin Glover character Willy
Tony Cox character Bink
Héctor Jiménez character Mr. Tumnus
Darrell Hammond character Captain Jack Swallows
Carmen Electra character Mystique
David Carradine character Museum Curator
Fred Willard character Aslo
Kevin McDonald character Harry Potter
George Alvarez character Ron
Crista Flanagan character Hermoine
Dana Seltzer character Flight Attendant
Dane Farwell character Albus Dumbledore
Tad Hilgenbrink character Cyclops
Jim Piddock character Magneto
Vince Vieluf character Wolverine
Kahshanna Evans character Storm
Lindsey Kraft character Rogue
Jareb Dauplaise character Nacho Libre
Rico Rodriguez character Chanchito
Danny Jacobs character Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
David Lehre character Ashton Kutcher
James Walker Sr. character Samuel Jackson
Tysen Knight character Kanye West
Alla Petrou character Paris Hilton
Gregory Jbara character Mel Gibson
Jill Latiano character Singing Pirate Girl
Abe Spigner character Flavor Flav
Shawn McDonald character P. Diddy Faun
Lauren Conrad Tell character Lauren Conrad
Katt Williams character Harry Beaver (voice)
Nick Steele character Lead Archer
Brennan Thomas character Woodsman
David J. Catching character Aslo's Camp Band
Jesse Hughes character Aslo's Camp Band
Brian O'Connor character Aslo's Camp Band
Gene Trautmann character Aslo's Camp Band
Kenny Yates character Pirate with Heart
Daniel Joseph character Pirate
Taran Killam character Pirate
Jeremy Rowley character Pirate
Qiana Chase character Pirate Wench
Jillian Grace character Pirate Wench
Masha Lund character Pirate Wench
Pollyanna Uruena character Pirate Wench
Sara Jean Underwood character Pirate Wench
Olivia Hardt character Cribs Faun
Zee James character Cribs Faun
Ginny Jones character Cribs Faun
Britten Kelley character Cribs Faun
Arielle Vandenberg character Cribs Faun
Heather Storm character Aslo's Girl
Irina Voronina character Jogging Girl
Audra Lynn character Wardrobe Girl
Darko Belgrade character James Bond
Brookelyn Freed character Bond Girl
Michelle Lang character Bond Girl
Sabi Dorr character Blacksmith
David Whatley-Zepeda character Silas the Monk
Mike Grief character Prison Guard
Mary Castro character Breast Bite Woman
Ron Léroy character Nose Bite Guy
Thomas Van Tassel character Crotch Bite Guy
Lichelle D. Ebner character Morphed Mystique
Paul Zies character Thug
Roscoe Lee Browne character Narrator (voice)
Ronald Lee Clark character Oompa Loompa
Joe Gieb character Oompa Loompa
Arturo Gil character Oompa Loompa
Ricardo Gil character Oompa Loompa
Michael Lee Gogin character Oompa Loompa
Joseph S. Griffo character Oompa Loompa
Pancho Moler character Oompa Loompa
Mighty Mike Murga character Oompa Loompa
Mark Povinelli character Oompa Loompa
Jon Simanton character Oompa Loompa
David Steinberg character Oompa Loompa
John Tamaki character Oompa Loompa
Kevin Thompson character Oompa Loompa
Tyce Diorio character Willy Dance Double
Richard Steelo Vasquez character Curator Dance Double
Megan Hiratzka character Dancing Pirate Girl
Samantha Faye Lee character Dancing Pirate Girl
Philip Albuquerque character Breakdancing Pirate
Jaime Burgos III character Breakdancing Pirate
Oren Michaeli character Breakdancing Pirate
Frankie DeMiranda character Dancing Soldier
Chadd Smith character Madd Chadd
Anwar Burton character Michael Jackson
Yousef Abu-Taleb character Daniel
Kevin Hart character Silas (uncredited)
Scott L. Schwartz character Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
Monica Ford character The Hot Nun (uncredited)
John Eric Brown character Warrior (uncredited)
Dave Gist character Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Jon Overgaauw character Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Donna Russo character Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Phillip Sanchez character Monk (uncredited)
Matt Weinglass character Warrior (uncredited)